[I am very diligently separating my Mountain Trail Mix into three piles: raisins, nuts, and M&Ms.]
[Enter nosy student worker]
Student Worker: What are you doing?
Me: Sorting my trail mix.
Student Worker: Why?
Me: I eat it in order of sweetness. Nuts first, then raisins, then M&Ms
Student Worker: Why is the pile of M&Ms so huge?
Me: I eat them last… like… when the bag is empty of all nuts and raisins.
Student Worker: So you basically want a bag of M&Ms.
Me: Yeah. Basically.
Student Worker: They sell those at Wal-Mart, you know. And I think I’ve even seen them already sorted by color for you.
Me: How did you know I sort my M&Ms?
Student Worker: Really? You’ve only been sorting your trail mix for the past 30 minutes….